Kobe

Well the Big Me couldn’t shrink away into irrelativity this off season. The spotlight is once again on Kobe whether he wanted it or not. He was literally the butt of a Shaquille O’Neal freestyle rap gone bad.

The NBA Championship is upon us. I won’t hype the hooplah surrounding the dreamlike match up between the two most vaunted franchises in the association. You can get that on ESPN in fact in between updates on Big Brown’s cracked hoof and the latest Joba related event it’s just about as suffocating coverage as you can get. Instead I’m going to tell you why all the experts are wrong and how the C’s will win the series.

K-O-B-E
I
L-O-V-E
You!

Those aren't just the crappy lyrics of the number one song on Kobe's now defunct hip hop album. Those are the thoughts and feelings of every Laker's fan from this one to this one.

Sunday night at 9:30est the Lakers and the Celtics will face off in a highly entertaining match up at the Staples Center. The teams are relevant again, it's going to be a whole lot of fun, but this isn’t the playoffs. It’ll be sports entertainment at its pinnacle. Expect brilliant emotion rousing montages of Bird and Magic and the good ‘ole days, followed up by the new look Celtics and reemerging Lakers storming onto the court with the fervor of a German Blitzkrieg through Poland.

You may have heard about the Big 3 on the east coast, but have you heard about the Big Me on the west coast? The Big Me sports a 6-6 220lb frame, and is the most deadly offensive weapon since MJ. The Big Me is a 3 time NBA Champion, 2 time Scoring Champion, 9 time NBA All-Star (twice as the MVP), and one time member of the “denied access to the back door” all American team (which has been captained by former Sliders star Jerry O’Connell the last 12 years.) The Big Me is none other than Kobe Bryant.