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A-Rod is reportedly separating from his wife of 5 years. This isn’t a surprise to most as his stripper quests have been repeatedly broadcasted nation wide, but what is surprising are all the rumors surrounding his latest fling. He’s been seen all about town with the one and only Madonna! She’s turning 50 in a month and a half! While I wouldn’t be immune to her overpowering sexuality a guy like A-Rod probably has the pick of the choicest girls of every city he visits.

Cowherd said it best about Madonna:
"Madonna 15-years ago? Yes!"
"Madonna today. NO! She looks like Tom Petty."

The thing that’s weird is the wife sticks by him after he’s caught with a stripper, but drops him faster than a lead balloon when he’s rumored to be with Madonna, and all that after giving birth three months ago. I guess these elitists don’t get too upset when the hubbies go slumming (looking at you Mrs. Bryant/Mrs. Clemens), but add a bona fide celebrity to the mix and all bets are off! The whole situation screams poorly written sitcom. Hopefully this doesn’t prove too much of a distraction as A-Rods bat is as desperately needed in the Yankees lineup as much as Madonna’s weekly Botox injections.