10 Reasons Why The Celtics Will Win The NBA Finals!

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Boston is up 2-1 over the Lakers and Game 4 is tonight in LA. The Celtics will win one of the next two games in LA and finish the series up in Boston and take home banner # 17. The Lakers shouldn't even bother to show up tonight because this series is already over. I know the Laker fans are going to piss and moan about this bold statement but the truth is the Celtics have this wrapped up and I'll tell you why.

10. Kobe Bryant had to score 36 points for the Lakers to barely pull off Game 3. Not an easy task to repeat 3 more times against the Celtic's defense. He'd have an easier time cheating on his wife again without getting caught.

9. Kobe Bryant took 18 foul shots in Game 3. With news breaking about the integrity of the NBA you can be sure that Kobe will not be anywhere near 18 foul shots for the rest of the series, unless Paul Pierce gets 18 as well.

8. Lamar Odom has disappeared from this series. To paraphrase what Phil Jackson said about Odom " He looks lost out there." Leon Powe, a bench player for the Celtics, looks better this series than Odom.

7. Paul Pierce went 2-14 from the field and took only 3 foul shots in Game 3 and I will guarantee that won't happen again. I mean once he gets use to the Night Club Center or also known as the Staples Center he'll put up much better numbers.

6. The Lakers were suppose to be the team that was desperate for a win in Game 3 and I saw a team that looked like they needed their star player to go to the line 18 times to squeak out a win when the Celtic's stars played poorly. Plus, the American economy is doing poor enough as it is we don't need a team with Europeans to stick it to us. I bet they wear tight pants too.

5. Paul Gasol is overrated and soft. How is he overrated? He can't hold KG's jock! How is he soft? Look at home many times he's been posterized this series!

4. The Lakers averaged 106 points in the playoffs before this series. They're averaging just 92 points against the Celtics in the Finals.

3. The Lakers bench was supposed to be better than the Celtics - but that hasn't been the case. Posey & Brown have been solid and Powe stole the show in Game 2. Only Vujacic has produced off the Laker bench - and he should be a starter!

2. Kobe cries too much and we all know that there is no crying in basketball.

1. The Celtics are a team and the Lakers are a one man show.

In the words of a video game classic, NBA JAM, "NAIL IN THE COFFIN!"

Bottom line......Lakers suck.........Lakers suck........and Lakers suck.

They need to get rid of those punk, no shooting players....and place actual star
players on the bench. I really feel sorry for Kobe. He is the only one playing. The rest of the Laker "players" are just fans at this point because they're sitting back watching the game slip through they're fingers. Oh well.

I would say I was pretty spot on with this one. Although, it's not like I said anything anyone in Boston didn't already know. Thanks ESPN for having 9 out of 10 of your analysts pick the Lakers to win this series in 5 or 6 games.... ESPN is becoming a joke.

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